Ode to the NES Advantage

O my NES Advantage
How beautiful your buttons are.
At my side since a young age,
You've never wandered far.
Your rapid fire never fails,
Your slow motion comes in handy.
Your form is easy on the fingernails,
Your joystick looks quite dandy.
We've collected countless hearts,
We've spent a thousand coins.
You even do your part,
When a second player joins.
We use bombs that explode
to complete our given missions,
We even helped out toads
Named after skin conditions.
From Super Joe to Mario,
From Spectacle Rock to the Land of Dreams,
There is no place you will not go,
And no place you have not seen.
Back to The Socks.