Rufus’s Mom Theorem

Anyone who’s played an RPG has noticed that there is one non-ugly character with one hideously ugly parent, and another one is never seen. The Rufus’s Mom Theorem (named after the Final Fantasy 7 character Rufus) holds that “Nameless President Shinra is really fat and ugly, and Rufus is thin and a pretty boy, so therefore, Rufus’s Mom must be so incredibly hot that it counteracted the fat ugliness of President Shinra”.



I don’t know what’s scarier, that someone made that connection, or how accurate it is.