Exposing my socks to the world

This is another selection of actual headers from some of the myriad spam messages that I’ve received lately, obfuscated where appropriate:

From: Rachel Bradshaw 
X-Mailer: The Bat! (v2.00.6) Personal
X-Priority: 3
To: Basscomm 
Subject: Crazy defoliator

This is the only non-overt advert for ‘performance enhancing’ prescription medications at low, low prices. The next three are, in a frightening way.

From: Teresa Hurley 
X-Mailer: The Bat! (v2.00.4) Personal
X-Priority: 3
To: Webmaster 
Subject: Hymen destroyer

There’s just too much innuendo here, I can’t choose just one thing to say.

From: Hank Schultz 
X-Mailer: The Bat! (v2.00.4) Personal
X-Priority: 3
To: Webmaster 
Subject: Happy Viagra

I guess this is implying that somewhere there is a quantity of depressed Viagra infiltrating the supply?

From: Margaret Benson 
X-Mailer: The Bat! (v2.00.0) Personal
X-Priority: 3
To: Basscomm 
Subject: Orgasmotron

The mental imagery is equal parts intriguing and horrifying.